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Funny

«I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.»
«I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire 'em.»
Author: Jack L. Warner (Producer) | About: Funny, Relatives | Keywords: hire, relatives, theory of
«I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.»
«I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy | About: Funny, Jealousy | Keywords: dad, fifth, fifths, grade, grades, jealous
«I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.»
«I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.»
«I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.»
«I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.»
«I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear»
«I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | About: Funny | Keywords: alcohol