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Homer Simpson Quotes
«Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...»
Author: Homer Simpson
«When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.»
«Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«If at first you don't succeed, give up.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.»
Author: Homer Simpson