This is a satire newsletter. The theme is over exagerated beauty pageants.

Hi there Texas Beauty Pageant moms, First, congratulations to Kailly Jameson. Kailly was crowned Miss Fun Texas last week, it was her 29th crown since her mom entered her in "Little Yellow Rose" when she was just 11/2. Good luck on #30 Kailly! As you know, the pageant season will be starting in just two months. This leaves little time for preparation, moms! So, just a few reminders. Fees: The entrance fee for the first pageant is $500.00, …

…and one more thing. I hope you all sent Vivian Long a "Get Well" card. She is doing fine, last I heard. Vivian will be back with us in a few weeks, her mother said it's just a touch of anorexia. She'll be just fine. We hope you get better Vivian! Anyway, just thought you could use some news on the "beauty front." I'll see you all soon. Good luck! Stacey T.B.P.C.