King William I

King William I Americans these days are too spoiled. Freedom and crime are far too rampant. Whatever happened to the good old days of ruthless, bloodthirsty monarchs? Rulers who would send the citizens quivering with the mere mention of their names. Kings whose wanton cruelty and disregard for human life pleased and amused us all. There is one thing, and one thing alone, that we as a nation need to return us to the subservient, …

…or just to wait this out because he is leaving in just over a year anyway. However, I say no to this because he might be replaced with someone just as bad or worse, such as Al Gore, the most boring man in the country. We made the mistake once, we can make it again. The only available solution is to make him our unquestioned lord and master, Now I ask, is that so bad?