Is it Alive?

Is it Alive? Right now I am going to try to explain to you, that in fact, my Nintendo Gamecube is ALIVE, and a species of its own. Although it may not look as if it is subsisting, it is by all means! In the following paragraphs I will prove to you that my Nintendo Gamecube does indeed possess the 7 characteristics that a living organism must have. To start off, my Gamecube possesses many living …

…function correctly, and this is why it has an internal cooling fan which operates on point of overheating. This prevents its processor to crash, loosing all its un-stored data which it is still receiving from outside sources. As I hopefully have clearly proven, the Nintendo Gamecube is a real living organism and should be treated as one. It can easily fit into all 7 categories of the properties of life with no ifs, ands, or buts.