Humor essay about a bedroom

The Bedroom Only Suited For A King My bedroom is that of many nightmares and wonders. I have a bed that takes up half the space in my room, a dresser that takes up another chunk, a closet that can not hold another hanger and then a bookshelf with books from when my parents were teenagers. Finally I have a desk that doesn't even have a chair to sit in. The desk is just covered …

…to walk around and not have to crawl over my bed to get to my dresser. The list of things I would like in my bedroom goes on and on but I would definitely be satisfied with just the three I have mentioned. Acquiring them would probably cost millions of dollars, but since I will someday soon be a millionaire time and time over again I will be more then happy to pay the price.