A basic short story containing all the necessary elements of literature.

Carl Who? It was the beginning of another typical day for Carl. The sun shone through his window and his alarm clock went off waking him up. Through his window he saw the spring leaves starting to sprout and a clear sky with a rising sun. Lazily he hits the snooze button for another 20 minutes of sleep not realizing it was a school day. Quickly a yell come from downstairs that he had missed the …

…as for the formula well it's a secret. Nerds around the globe have started to invest in it secretly. His brand name is Carl Who? For all the times that someone didn't know his name and just copied off of him. For all the nerd that are no names Carl sets an example for them all. He says if you try you can succeed. What's that noise? Oh its just Carl getting beat up again.