A Play I Wrote for my "Modern Femininity" Class. Some people might find it offensive. It was in response to the assignment "Write a Creative Response to Changing Role of Males in Modern Parenting"

PEAS, STEAK, AND, JAKE. By Daniel Noble An elderly man, wearing a jacket with only one button attached sits at a dinner table with his equally elderly wife, who is wearing tattered evening gown. Before them is a dinner of steak and peas. In the other seats of the table sit two stuffed animals that the couple believe are their children. Ronald: Margaret, I must say, tonight the peas have quite a bit of spunk. …

…in Margaret's spot at the table, he places all the other stuffed animals where they were at the start of the play) Ronald: (Sitting down to eat) Margaret, I must say, tonight the peas have quite a bit of spunk. What prey tell is your secret to such delightful green morsels of green peas? Pepper, eh? Yes I agree, it does turn any meal into a culinary experience. (The End) <Tab/>